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the more i think about it , the more it seems to me that apes look like fucked up versions of humans
fucking shitty school bully somehwo got his hands on the book of memoirs that i published & read the part about my balls to the entire class
driove 5 hours to rodneygamerfield's apartment to sit on his mattress and watch the animatrix while he played on the computer.
im sorry the trolls bugged my office and everyone had to hear me say "heres your sign" over and over again in a shitty bill engvall voice.
look what youve gone and done. youve shit-eated yourself again
were fucked cause people would rather see fred fuckstone on the shitstone show than True hard dicked journalism that costs $1000000 to make
"Just simply my posts."
dog abuse Â∞èÁãóÁöÑÊÇ≤Âäá(3D animation)
you gotta realize if youre a roach or any kind of bug its already game over for your ass. you look like a little pice of poop walking around
MAIN STREAM MEDIA: why do all your jack o lanterns have a hole in the back thats the exact circumference of your dick ME: no further queston
i scan the docs & id the perp. "The Radio Shack Masturbator". bounty on his head. i put 100 bullets into my pistol and hit the god damn road
the words Paul Blart 2 appear on screen. the black eyed peas begin singing "Let's Get Paul Blarted In Here" as the mall cop bumbles around
people only think wizard of oz is good because they want to fuck thr tin man, if they didnt want to fuck the tin man they wouldnt like it
Can Police Man Cartman " Respect The Authority " Of The Intesnely Cool Refreshingly Satisfying Mint Taste ONLY Found In Dentyne Ice ???
"although i cannot be the father she needs, i wish my daughter the best of luck on her life path. now let us sound, gentlemen." - konami_boi
http://t.co/V5SvukJwXO miracle bird. kfc kfc kfc kfc
yell prayers to the lord our god http://t.co/cVC08pyfBy
every day across this world; loving mothers are giving birth to millions of little babies who ARENT YOU!
adult baby diaper driver
my ass cheeks have two giant finger nails
please get the comedy central roast of My Ass OFF THE AIR. it has been edited to make me seem like a good sport., however im truly pissed of
when thw pope says mother teresa is a saint.. i say she Ain't!
this guys losin his mind. theres just so much quality shit on here http://t.co/gdVEIr3DLe
i had a stern talk with my son over how his purchase of a $0.99 hdmi cable represents failure
a boss should be allowed to kick his employees asse's. key to his workers house so he can just come in and start wailing anytime #bottomword
in the nice days, the paper boy would hand deliver the newspaper to its subscriber. now he throws it at my dick and murders me every time
number one. it is my right as a gold's gym member to bring barbells into the toilet stall and get my extra reps. number two. its not cheatig
if U think the tiny stop signs on the sides of school buses are real Ur probably a huge nerd who had to get his butt wiped by the principal
CONGRATULATIONS Legendary Babe Ruth "Posthumous conversion to Islam" Now thats a home run
i invented pain and I am so good at knowing what pain is and im biting my fingers really hard out of respect for pain
the latest rumor ;which i dont even care to discuss or give a shit about, is that i was seen drinking out of a bird bath on easter sunday
TWITTER APP: THree different guys you know just faved the same damn tweet. This is breathtaking. What are the odds ME: please locate my wife
receieved "DOG`s CURSE"... "The Poster Will Transform Into A Dog Unless Ten Beautiful Women Apologize To Him" It'll never happen! Im Fucked!
two simple words that will save our shitty, fucked up country from job loss, restore our dominance over china and end taxes: "cyber pinball"
id say my most defining quality is that i instinctively write tremendous amounts of think pieces whenever i see a naked person
scientists may be able to generate working organs from stem cells, but never in a million years will they manage to lick my gay boots clean.
i respect installing $40000 of mods into a pit bull to make him look like Frankenstein but changing his name to "btk killer" is too much.
i love absorbing knowlegde from the expansive breadth of electronic information that exissts on this plane we call OnLine. its good to do it
advising everyone on this dumb ass website not to block me to ensure that my sub par written word can reach your grubby shit smeared devices
nobody has earnestly called a donkey an "ass" since the bible was written. stop fucking up my clipart searches with this nonesnse
#Zodiacfacts #scorpio women have two ass holes
my crippling fear of Hell makes me post really good things on my timeline #blessed
pass the savings onto me mother fucker
average person online: Durr!! Durr!! Me: That makes no sens.e Please be reasonable and not post the most inmature shit.
if you get omicron variant and win the darwin award i will kick the ass of you. i will put you on the doushe bag list.
get one of those bill gates tubes that turns piss to water, load a big fat backpack with treats, cut the cord, pull the plug, fuck the grid,
for every inch my penis shrinks due to anxiety, the trolls owe me $100,000 , i am saying it now.
Im not playing games with your ass. Anser my god damn emails or i will fuck up your world
nuke obtained by renegade AssFreak
FULLY PREPARED TO TAKE A HIT IN THE OLD FOLLOWER COUNT TO BECOME AN ALL CAPS, ALL BOND ACCOUNT. LIVE THE DREAM. PURGE THOSE BOZOS
maybe sometimes both sides... are good and bad at the same time??? im sorry if im doing this wrong. it is difficult to write
http://t.co/6b3eFiKWJ9 icant believe this is happening
excuse me sir, i couldnt help but notice that youre in need of a thorough explanation of kegel exercise. ok, it's basically psychic jelqing,
Jacking off is a fool 's errand. I will instead opt to enjoy the films of Ice Age, Ice Age: The Meltdown and Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs.
always take my stagecoach full of pit bulls to the Range . because my girls love to watch me shoot
if i ever got face to face with the "Affluenza teen" on my server im thinking itd go a little something like this (plays guitar really good)
im the dip shit top replier who goes into every thread about someone being afraid of moving out and says "Dont forget to buy a plundger"
coming up with some new racism slogans... "Racism: Never knew it could be this good" "Racism: Gotta geddit" "Racism: Now that's what's nice"
1) i do not owe you mother fuckers a damn thing 2) i will not hear any more questions or comments unless they pertain to MetroPCS, or Pepsi.
next slide, please. this is a chart showing piss levels in the lungs of eastern & western public bathroom goers. the discrepancy is obvious.
investing like $30000 in Nike because i think people are buying a lot of shoes lately and i dont feel like looki ng up any other stock names
yeah lets ruin a mans posting carreer just to look "Cool" in front of our friends, all while smoking Pot and thinking that bullying is good.
moving pictures are a sin upon this earth
dont count the celebs out just yet, fellas.... i got the feeling theyre planning all sorts of those madcap stunts that drive all of us #WILD
im going to have to put the tiny padlock next to my username until people stop oppenly disparaging the Food Pyramid
even though "Hotep Redditor" has scammed me of $300000 I am upset to hear of his passing. i am sad he perished
oh my god becky youll never guess who i unfollowed last night~~ cmon! guess!! ok ok ill tell you-- CBSNews
im the ceo of legs
rate my dogs dick dot com
it will be good for all of us when i shorten my name from "the ebay boy" to "eboy"
i am closing down the craft brew wiki because i am being treated like a zoo animal and nobody gives to shits .
on a rickety stage at some empty roadhouse, a True mississippi blues man is howling aobut diapers, unappreciated by the toilet using masses
i enjoy a bit of "Humour" every now and then, but people seriously need to sotp tying me to a chair and injecting me with unknown substances
if anyone you know on here is a "HIT MAN" , block and unfollow
Many scientists agree that in the near future you wull soon be able to be sucked off by a gadget or a gizmo, instead of a woman.
thinking abou t having a phase in my mid-50s where i wear a whislte every where i go and make everyone around me call me "Coach"
Keep Colm and Look at my posts
extracting rare metals from my jeans
FOOL: Election day should be a national holiday GOD: No. Elections shault be held on the day of April Fool's, to teach WASHINGTONDC a lesson
My Regular Life And My Ocean's Eleven Fanfiction Life Have Collided In A Horrible Fire Ball
I've seen enough. Computer... link me in to DragonWeb
rscreaming "Shut the Fuck Up" over and over again at my monitor as it slowly morphs into a Mirror and only makes me angrier
its sunday morning which means u boys better either be in church or staying home because of another gynecomastia flare up like the poster me
how do i morph
the amount of faves your post gets = what your IQ is at that pount in time. this is called the beethoven equation
if you have ever retweetted me without it equaling endorsing me , i will shatter your smart ass little turd stained laptop against my legs
reluctantly jacking off at 60mph to the girl silhouette on the big rig mudflaps in front of my car while whispering "trucker's code"
hah. i just read the entire bible and i'm still a lost., confused idiot. nice try, God. #BIbleFails
looking at the list of accounts I voluntarily follow and wishing this shit was more Tailored To My Interests
purchased a cage full of rats in the hope that infusing my home with New Life will fire up my posts a nd score me the Bertucci's deal. amen
when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self
http://t.co/OZYFNThDkB
oh you say you're going to fuck me? you're going to try to fuck me, through the computer? Well i say this, and that is "Game on"
i'm looking to be hiring a very nice girl to crack open pistachio nuts while i Game. must have clean fingernail.. no hucksters
do NOT go to "ZiggyMania" at the Tehran Hilton; only two or three ziggy booths set up; one of them tries to sell u fabrics you dont need
my name is krayg. i am 49 years old. i have forgone all emotion. i am writing this letter to put an end to the tyranny known as Nick Jr
wondering how i learned all the different informal synonyms for "penis" outside of health class. I think they announced them on the news
109 year old man attributes long life to uncircumcised dick, no vaccines,
im afraid our fair mayor has been living high off the hog by spending our precious tax money, as evidenced by his username "HighOffTheHog666
thank you for emailing me the picture of the pillsbury doughboys dick while my dad and all my uncles were standing right behind me. Not

the more i think about it , the more it seems to me that apes look like fucked up versions of humans

fucking shitty school bully somehwo got his hands on the book of memoirs that i published & read the part about my balls to the entire class

driove 5 hours to rodneygamerfield's apartment to sit on his mattress and watch the animatrix while he played on the computer.

im sorry the trolls bugged my office and everyone had to hear me say "heres your sign" over and over again in a shitty bill engvall voice.

look what youve gone and done. youve shit-eated yourself again

were fucked cause people would rather see fred fuckstone on the shitstone show than True hard dicked journalism that costs $1000000 to make

"Just simply my posts."

dog abuse Â∞èÁãóÁöÑÊÇ≤Âäá(3D animation)

you gotta realize if youre a roach or any kind of bug its already game over for your ass. you look like a little pice of poop walking around

MAIN STREAM MEDIA: why do all your jack o lanterns have a hole in the back thats the exact circumference of your dick ME: no further queston

i scan the docs & id the perp. "The Radio Shack Masturbator". bounty on his head. i put 100 bullets into my pistol and hit the god damn road

the words Paul Blart 2 appear on screen. the black eyed peas begin singing "Let's Get Paul Blarted In Here" as the mall cop bumbles around

people only think wizard of oz is good because they want to fuck thr tin man, if they didnt want to fuck the tin man they wouldnt like it

Can Police Man Cartman " Respect The Authority " Of The Intesnely Cool Refreshingly Satisfying Mint Taste ONLY Found In Dentyne Ice ???

"although i cannot be the father she needs, i wish my daughter the best of luck on her life path. now let us sound, gentlemen." - konami_boi

http://t.co/V5SvukJwXO miracle bird. kfc kfc kfc kfc

yell prayers to the lord our god http://t.co/cVC08pyfBy

every day across this world; loving mothers are giving birth to millions of little babies who ARENT YOU!

adult baby diaper driver

my ass cheeks have two giant finger nails

please get the comedy central roast of My Ass OFF THE AIR. it has been edited to make me seem like a good sport., however im truly pissed of

when thw pope says mother teresa is a saint.. i say she Ain't!

this guys losin his mind. theres just so much quality shit on here http://t.co/gdVEIr3DLe

i had a stern talk with my son over how his purchase of a $0.99 hdmi cable represents failure

a boss should be allowed to kick his employees asse's. key to his workers house so he can just come in and start wailing anytime #bottomword

in the nice days, the paper boy would hand deliver the newspaper to its subscriber. now he throws it at my dick and murders me every time

number one. it is my right as a gold's gym member to bring barbells into the toilet stall and get my extra reps. number two. its not cheatig

if U think the tiny stop signs on the sides of school buses are real Ur probably a huge nerd who had to get his butt wiped by the principal

CONGRATULATIONS Legendary Babe Ruth "Posthumous conversion to Islam" Now thats a home run

i invented pain and I am so good at knowing what pain is and im biting my fingers really hard out of respect for pain

the latest rumor ;which i dont even care to discuss or give a shit about, is that i was seen drinking out of a bird bath on easter sunday

TWITTER APP: THree different guys you know just faved the same damn tweet. This is breathtaking. What are the odds ME: please locate my wife

receieved "DOG`s CURSE"... "The Poster Will Transform Into A Dog Unless Ten Beautiful Women Apologize To Him" It'll never happen! Im Fucked!

two simple words that will save our shitty, fucked up country from job loss, restore our dominance over china and end taxes: "cyber pinball"

id say my most defining quality is that i instinctively write tremendous amounts of think pieces whenever i see a naked person

scientists may be able to generate working organs from stem cells, but never in a million years will they manage to lick my gay boots clean.

i respect installing $40000 of mods into a pit bull to make him look like Frankenstein but changing his name to "btk killer" is too much.

i love absorbing knowlegde from the expansive breadth of electronic information that exissts on this plane we call OnLine. its good to do it

advising everyone on this dumb ass website not to block me to ensure that my sub par written word can reach your grubby shit smeared devices

nobody has earnestly called a donkey an "ass" since the bible was written. stop fucking up my clipart searches with this nonesnse

#Zodiacfacts #scorpio women have two ass holes

my crippling fear of Hell makes me post really good things on my timeline #blessed

pass the savings onto me mother fucker

average person online: Durr!! Durr!! Me: That makes no sens.e Please be reasonable and not post the most inmature shit.

if you get omicron variant and win the darwin award i will kick the ass of you. i will put you on the doushe bag list.

get one of those bill gates tubes that turns piss to water, load a big fat backpack with treats, cut the cord, pull the plug, fuck the grid,

for every inch my penis shrinks due to anxiety, the trolls owe me $100,000 , i am saying it now.

Im not playing games with your ass. Anser my god damn emails or i will fuck up your world

nuke obtained by renegade AssFreak

FULLY PREPARED TO TAKE A HIT IN THE OLD FOLLOWER COUNT TO BECOME AN ALL CAPS, ALL BOND ACCOUNT. LIVE THE DREAM. PURGE THOSE BOZOS

maybe sometimes both sides... are good and bad at the same time??? im sorry if im doing this wrong. it is difficult to write

http://t.co/6b3eFiKWJ9 icant believe this is happening

excuse me sir, i couldnt help but notice that youre in need of a thorough explanation of kegel exercise. ok, it's basically psychic jelqing,

Jacking off is a fool 's errand. I will instead opt to enjoy the films of Ice Age, Ice Age: The Meltdown and Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs.

always take my stagecoach full of pit bulls to the Range . because my girls love to watch me shoot

if i ever got face to face with the "Affluenza teen" on my server im thinking itd go a little something like this (plays guitar really good)

im the dip shit top replier who goes into every thread about someone being afraid of moving out and says "Dont forget to buy a plundger"

coming up with some new racism slogans... "Racism: Never knew it could be this good" "Racism: Gotta geddit" "Racism: Now that's what's nice"

1) i do not owe you mother fuckers a damn thing 2) i will not hear any more questions or comments unless they pertain to MetroPCS, or Pepsi.

next slide, please. this is a chart showing piss levels in the lungs of eastern & western public bathroom goers. the discrepancy is obvious.

investing like $30000 in Nike because i think people are buying a lot of shoes lately and i dont feel like looki ng up any other stock names

yeah lets ruin a mans posting carreer just to look "Cool" in front of our friends, all while smoking Pot and thinking that bullying is good.

moving pictures are a sin upon this earth

dont count the celebs out just yet, fellas.... i got the feeling theyre planning all sorts of those madcap stunts that drive all of us #WILD

im going to have to put the tiny padlock next to my username until people stop oppenly disparaging the Food Pyramid

even though "Hotep Redditor" has scammed me of $300000 I am upset to hear of his passing. i am sad he perished

oh my god becky youll never guess who i unfollowed last night~~ cmon! guess!! ok ok ill tell you-- CBSNews

im the ceo of legs

rate my dogs dick dot com

it will be good for all of us when i shorten my name from "the ebay boy" to "eboy"

i am closing down the craft brew wiki because i am being treated like a zoo animal and nobody gives to shits .

on a rickety stage at some empty roadhouse, a True mississippi blues man is howling aobut diapers, unappreciated by the toilet using masses

i enjoy a bit of "Humour" every now and then, but people seriously need to sotp tying me to a chair and injecting me with unknown substances

if anyone you know on here is a "HIT MAN" , block and unfollow

Many scientists agree that in the near future you wull soon be able to be sucked off by a gadget or a gizmo, instead of a woman.

thinking abou t having a phase in my mid-50s where i wear a whislte every where i go and make everyone around me call me "Coach"

Keep Colm and Look at my posts

extracting rare metals from my jeans

FOOL: Election day should be a national holiday GOD: No. Elections shault be held on the day of April Fool's, to teach WASHINGTONDC a lesson

My Regular Life And My Ocean's Eleven Fanfiction Life Have Collided In A Horrible Fire Ball

I've seen enough. Computer... link me in to DragonWeb

rscreaming "Shut the Fuck Up" over and over again at my monitor as it slowly morphs into a Mirror and only makes me angrier

its sunday morning which means u boys better either be in church or staying home because of another gynecomastia flare up like the poster me

how do i morph

the amount of faves your post gets = what your IQ is at that pount in time. this is called the beethoven equation

if you have ever retweetted me without it equaling endorsing me , i will shatter your smart ass little turd stained laptop against my legs

reluctantly jacking off at 60mph to the girl silhouette on the big rig mudflaps in front of my car while whispering "trucker's code"

hah. i just read the entire bible and i'm still a lost., confused idiot. nice try, God. #BIbleFails

looking at the list of accounts I voluntarily follow and wishing this shit was more Tailored To My Interests

purchased a cage full of rats in the hope that infusing my home with New Life will fire up my posts a nd score me the Bertucci's deal. amen

when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self

http://t.co/OZYFNThDkB

oh you say you're going to fuck me? you're going to try to fuck me, through the computer? Well i say this, and that is "Game on"

i'm looking to be hiring a very nice girl to crack open pistachio nuts while i Game. must have clean fingernail.. no hucksters

do NOT go to "ZiggyMania" at the Tehran Hilton; only two or three ziggy booths set up; one of them tries to sell u fabrics you dont need

my name is krayg. i am 49 years old. i have forgone all emotion. i am writing this letter to put an end to the tyranny known as Nick Jr

wondering how i learned all the different informal synonyms for "penis" outside of health class. I think they announced them on the news

109 year old man attributes long life to uncircumcised dick, no vaccines,

im afraid our fair mayor has been living high off the hog by spending our precious tax money, as evidenced by his username "HighOffTheHog666

thank you for emailing me the picture of the pillsbury doughboys dick while my dad and all my uncles were standing right behind me. Not