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______ + ______ = ______. |
And the Academy Award for ______ goes to ______. |
And today’s soup is Cream of ______. |
Arby’s: We Have ______. |
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ______. |
As reparations for slavery, all African Americans will receive ______. |
As the mom of five rambunctious boys, I’m no stranger to ______. |
A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with ______. |
Attention Target shoppers. Unfortunately, we will be closing early due to ______. |
Bitch, you’re nasty. You’re disgusting. You’re ______. Go home, bitch. |
Brought to you by Bud Light®, the Official Beer of ______. |
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you ______. |
Check me out, yo! I call this dance move “______.” |
Coming to Broadway this season, ______: The Musical. |
Daddy, why is mommy crying? |
Designers! For this week’s challenge, you must make a dress designed for ______. |
Don’t forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become “______ Friday.” |
Dude, do not go in that bathroom. There’s ______ in there. |
Dudes. I just found out that ______ is ______. |
During high school, I never really fit in until I found ______ club. |
During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into ______. |
During sex, I like to think about ______. |
For my next trick, I will pull ______ out of ______. |
Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with ______ instead. |
“Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the doors. And there is ______.” |
Hey guys, welcome to Chili’s! Would you like to start the night off right with ______? |
______. High five, bro. |
Holy shit! My video of ______ has ten million views! |
How did I lose my virginity? |
Howdy, neighbor! Couldn’t help but notice you struggling with ______. Need a hand? |
Hulu’s new reality show features twelve hot singles living with ______. |
I drink to forget ______. |
If at first, you don’t succeed, try ______. |
If you can’t be with the one you love, love ______. |
If you like ______, YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK. |
I’m going on a cleanse this week. Nothing but kale juice and ______. |
I’m Lebron James, and when I’m not slamming dunks, I love ______. |
I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure what you’re suffering from is called “______.” |
I’m sorry, Mrs. Brown, but I couldn’t complete my homework because of ______. |
I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t allow ______ at the country club. |
I’m Tony Robbins, and over the next sixty minutes, I’m going to teach you how to harness the power of ______! |
I never truly understood ______ until I encountered ______. |
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children ______. |
Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo! It’s ______ and ______! |
Introducing X-Treme Baseball! It’s like baseball, but with ______! |
______ is a slippery slope that leads to ______. |
Just once, I’d like to hear you say “Thanks, Mom. Thanks for ______.” |
Just saw this upsetting video! Please share!! #stop______ |
Kids, I don’t need drugs to get high. I’m high on ______. |
______: kid-tested, mother-approved. |
Lifetime® presents “______: the Story of ______.” |
Lovin’ you is easy ’cause you’re ______. |
Make a haiku. |
Mamma Mia. Here I go again. My my! How can I resist ______? |
Man, this is bullshit. Fuck ______. |
Mitch McConnell can’t cum without ______. |
Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, we called you in because we’re concerned about Cynthia. Are you aware that your daughter is ______? |
______: Mwah. |
My country, ’tis of thee, sweet land of ______. |
My favorite sex position is called “______-style.” |
My fellow Americans: Before this decade is out, we will have ______ on the moon! |
My name is Peter Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and now I’m ______. |
My new favorite porn star is Joey “______” McGee. |
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of ______. |
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of ______. |
Not to brag, but I’ve been called the “Picasso of ______.” |
Oh no! Siri, how do I fix ______? |
Old MacDonald had ______. E-I-E-I-O. |
Parents are concerned about a new YouTube craze known as the “______ Challenge.” |
Premiering tonight: NBC’s new heartfelt drama, This Is ______. |
“Step 1: ______. Step 2: ______. Step 3: Profit.” |
Summer lovin’, had me a blast. ______, happened so fast. |
That’s right, I killed ______. How, you ask? ______. |
The class field trip was completely ruined by ______. |
The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, ______, acceptance. |
The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take ______ everywhere you go. |
The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and ______. |
“This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with ______.” |
This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for ______. |
This season at Steppenwolf, Samuel Beckett’s classic existential play: Waiting for ______. |
Today on Maury: “Help! My son is ______!” |
Uh, hey guys, I know this was my idea, but I’m having serious doubts about ______. |
Well if ______ is a crime, then lock me up! |
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? |
What ended my last relationship? |
What made my first kiss so awkward? |
What’s my secret power? |
What’s that sound? |
What’s the best metaphor for our political system? |
What’s the most emo? |
What’s there a ton of in heaven? |
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? |
When I pooped, what came out of my butt? |
White people like ______. |
WHOOO! God damn I love ______! |
Why am I sticky? |
Why can’t I sleep at night? |
Why do I hurt all over? |
Why is Brett so sweaty? |
Your dreams are one click away! Learn more at ______.com. |
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